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Peel and Brush Merit Patch

Peel and Brush Merit Patch

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      So imagine, you're walking down the street just minding your own business when all of a sudden, PIZZA THUGS roll in and surround you on all sides, taunting you with insults and throwing pepperonis.

      Now imagine you have the Shadrach's Peel and Brush Merit Patch on your bag. These roving PIZZA THUGS will see it and recognize the Shadrach's Wood Fired Mojo (industry term) and be forced to lay down their thinly sliced munitions, paling in the face of a true Alpha-Pizzaiolo (another industry term).

      Here's the thing though, these PIZZA THUGS are good kids, they just need a firm hand to guide them.... and that hand is you. You take charge of the gang and rule with an iron fist, guiding them to higher heights than they ever thought possible. You amass riches and power beyond your wildest dreams and arrive at the top only to find out... the PIZZA THUGS were hired by Shadrach's. Was it all a plan? Are you just a pawn in someone else's game? Who's to say, I just write the descriptions...

TLDR: You're gonna want this patch.

Iron-on and machine washable   

ART BY VON TOMA OF RISE ABOVE TATTOO      

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